Honoring the recent revelation that this blog is morbid as crap, I'd like to be premature here and crown my big sister Kayla Travis the QUEEN OF TAYLOR GANG. <3 What an honor. For all of you who live under rocks, Taylor Gang is a group of people associated with the amazing WIZ KHALIFA. The saying is "TAYLORGANG OR DIE", but we like to get a tad bit more creative. We had a Taylor Gang war tonight on facebook, which really didn't prove anything except that we are fairly demented. From 10-11:30 tonght, the contest was, 'who can make a better taylorgang slogan?'
here are a few of the more great/horrifying ones:
"taylor gang or lick a chainsaw"
"taylorgang or bound, tortured, killed"
"taylor gang or go hunting with that guy who went hunting with his kid and shot the kid cause he thought the kid was a turkey."
"taylorgang or dress as a jew and get sealed inside Al Capone’s vault with a phalanx of Neo-nazis armed with folding chairs"
"taylor gang or get bubonic plague and have big bags of black skin full of puss on your neck and armpits. then bump against a table and have the bag of pus burst and squirt into your mouth."
"taylor gang or stab yourself to death with colored pencils"
"taylorgang or get infested and colonized by scabies mites (eyeless, brainless parasites unique to humans—perfectly evolved to afflict us) ,Succumb to the maddening itch, and skin yourself alive."
yes, we have psychological issues, don't judge. but anyway, we duked it out for an hour and a half. it's voting time, open to members of facebook, and she prettymuch is taylorganging me. :) because she is epic. go congratulate her in this exciting honor, will you? <333
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